Only In New York City
Just when you think you've seen it all. Tell me how I was on the 5 train at 1 in the morning on my way home from a show in the lower east side.....and somebody took a shit on the train. Now....I don't mean he just took a shit where people could smell it and was like "awh that stinks." I mean...your man literally dropped a fucking yankee doodle in front of everybody....like straight up shitted on the train. And not no soft shit. I mean...he actually let it fall out of his pantleg and roll around the floor. When he left...there was a pile of shit sitting in the train car. I thought people were moving from homeboy cause he stunk or something but this dude went all out. I saw the pile right...and I'm like....nah, that aint what I think it is when some other guy on the train pointed it out mad blatantly to everyone pissed off that the dude left it on the train. I think the least he could have done was taken it with him. That's my opinion. But at the end of the day, I aint even surprised...only in new york city.